Barb ovaload!

So I'm sitting in the store right now listening to 2 barbs go CRAZY over these decorative baby dolls that are dressed in little outfits that make them look like different fruits and vegetables. "Barb, look at the strawberry one. Oh my god- a carrot, look at the carrot! Barb how cute would that carrot be on your door with that wreath!" Ahh, domestic divas.

These bitches came in yesterday and totally haggled me down on a price. There wasn't a price on any of them and usually I just randomly pick something in the store that is somewhat similar and charge that price. I found this fairy thing that looked about the same quality and it was $25. I offered $18. We settled on $10. Those whores drove a hard bargain. I actually told her yesterday that if she bought more than 1 I'd give them for $10 each. I don't care, I still get the same pay every hour, Mwamwamwa. Stupid employer. Oh great, now "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas is on. I had this song in my head yesterday at my other career and wasn't drunk enough to sing, so I whistled it. All night. Loudly- and unrecognizable to anyone but myself.

So I really want to learn how to do pictures! Will tried to help me over the phone yesterday, but I just don't get it. I'm really not that dumb in real life, I swear.

I want to write more, but I don't want my blog to get too wordy and boring. I hate words when they aren't next to pictures, don't you? I can usually do about 25 words per 1 picture before I start spacing. Bye Bye kittens