America's Next Top Stickney Idol!!!
Yes folks that's right. Too bad for those of you who didn't come to Karaoke last night because Maura was discovered!! After delivering a few oldies with impeccable pitch, tone and pizazz, she was approached by a JUDGE for the Stickney Idol. She could be the next Stickney Idol! Besides the fame, she would get a $25 Citgo giftcard and have her own float at the Stickney Parade, which she would be singing topless on.
Okay I made the last part up, although it always has been one of Maura's fantasies, but she really was invited to sing in the Stickney Idol contest. It's September 4th, be there or be square!
Sarah- you rocked that stage too! Alas, we have no hope of becoming America's Next Top Stickney Idol. If only charisma and stage presence went as far as actual singing ability.
posted by Tommie Shefsky @ 9:58 AM
9 Comments:
yeah, I woke up angry at that guy. Not only did he do a terrible cover of "It's My Life" with lots of big-air arm-clapping (I think those were directed at our tables), but I felt like Justin Guarini probably did after KC won the first American Idol.
Big hair included.
Well, Kate, we'll just have to keep practicing (secretly of course) and then "happen" to jump onstage during Stickney Idol.
And why does it have to sound so trashy? Couldn't they have called it "Southwest Suburban Idol" or even "Barbs with mikes"?
I DO hope they give away a Citgo gift card, that's a brilliant idea.
in the style of Maura's bedroom re-decorated as the porn palace junior year, maybe we should raid her new room and post tons of signs with your blog URL "frankismycat.blogspot.com"
it'll be like michael fredo madness all over again!
Remember how obsessed she was with Micheal Fredo? Who gets obsessed with some 90's singer that Tommy Hilfiger is promoting. That was when Maura was in her "g" phase. Remember those white Jenko (sp?) jeans she wore constantly until she got period all over them. Ahh, memories.
Yeah he was so totally....yum
What the hell is all this Maura bashing? It's nice to see that my place in the group is being tranfered via internet as well. Please, don't be jealous of my new found fame, I could never forget my "old" friends. I mean, I'll spread my wings, and learn how to fly, but I won't forget the place I come from. Ya know?
Ok, I didn't scroll all the way down before I posted and now I'd like to revise my post to:
I simply hate you both.
Please forgive me, I know not what I do, Please forgive me.....I can't stop loving you
tommie, I just called the store: no answer, and I left a typical Sarah rambling message.
the gist: I completely forgot when I volunteered to bring you dinner that I have no car here. I'm sort of marooned at my house, and though dt LG isn't that far, I don't have Mulligan to walk with, so the walk there would be longer and more boring.
are you even checking blogs right now?
call me when you get this
kate, I just read your profile and almost peed my pants at work...
dirrttty pop!
we should start having Maura prepare some N'Sync dance moves for Stickney Idol, she'll be sure to win with that winning choreography
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