I bought a laptop today

I hate how they mislead you into thinking it's gonna be $579 and then when all is said and done the total is $1033. (I did get a $200 rebate that I'll be using for my digital camera.) You will be obsessed with my blog when it is filled with pictures of me. I'm only including pictures of myself. I'm sorry but I'm the most important person in my life and nothing will come between me and myself.

Sooooo anyways, the ultimate Barb was in the store today. She kept saying- "How darn cute," in the voice that I use for mockery of Barbdom. I've never met a person who actually uses that dialect at full power. She also had about 4 kids with her. Her daughter was constantly referred to as "girlfriend," it ruled. SES was here for the whole time, pretending to look at statues. The ho dropped $197.00. She was just buying everything and putting it away for gifts. T.O.W. told me that her husband is a surgeon. No wonder.

I feel like this entry sucks, but T.O.W. is at Walgreens and could roll in at any second. I have to keep my identity a secret!