Hilarious Obnoxious Bitch

This chick was going psycho outside of the store for a good 15 minutes. She was on the phone with her boyfriend, screeching like whores nails on a chalkboard covered in dead babies. Here's a few choice selections from their dialougue (thanks for the term Karen)

"What do you want me to tell you- that I saw Eric at a restaurant and we caught up for a few minutes!?!"

"How did you get to a point in your life where you have spies at restuarants?!? Who did you talk to- Craig!"

This was the best one- "I could go out with any guy on the street" (An innocent bystander walks past and the psycho turns to him and says) "Look, there's a guy right there, hey you wanna go out!?!"

There was more, so much more, but I could only remember a few snip-its.

She was the most unabashedly bitchy cunt ever! Let this be a lesson learned.. if you are a psycho bitch, fight on your cell phone in a more private setting. You never know who could be on the other side of that opened door on LaGrange Rd. publishing your exploits on her blog! Oh if only I had a camera- I could post her scowling puss all over the intraynet.

P.S. I did turn the music off in the store so I could hear her better ;-}
P.P.S. I can't believe I just made one of those smiley face people