Thursday, May 04, 2006

so I'm going to Malcolm X

Yeah, I guess I needed to get interviews, letters of reccomendation and a timed essay in order to be considered for the program I applied to at UIC because it's considered a professional degree or something like that. I just assumed they'd send me something in the mail telling me what the "supplemental materials" were that needed to be submitted with my application. -25 for me not being proactive.

...but, that does mean I pretty much have a year off. Yay!! I'm going to take a couple classes next year at Malcolm X (if I get in) to tweak my application up a little bit, but if I get into this coordinated nutrition program next year I have an internship as part of the curriculum and will def have a job right after school. I didn't realize how competitive the program was. They only let 20 people in. If I do get in, I'll really be excited about my life. If I don't, I'm gonna become a high profile escort. I already have one prospective client. I know, I'm jealous of myself right now.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

now you'll get to taste the nubian love at Malcolm X...solid!

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

p.s. +25 for your use of -25...you're back at 0.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't know what malcom x is, but i know you could make a million as an escort. i'm imagining the scene from true lies where jamie lee curtis is dancing all sexy for arnold in disguise. except it's katie flopping all around, flashing peace signs.

1:48 PM  
Blogger Tommie Shefsky said...

I have no recollection of peace signs- I swear to God!! I only heard about them the day after- but if I was a secret service agent stripper I would flop around on a puke and piss filled college bar cement floor until my clothes disintegrated off. Just like Jamie Lee. Hey she's been through a lot, not as much as Tyra though. Do you know people used to call her fivehead? Sar- thanks for the Holoubek props PS I may or may not be drunk right now- however my typing is perfect so there's no way to tell if I'm lying. This is too long

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but she has a total fivehead

9:43 AM  

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