cellulite is a myth

So I'm starting to get really obsessed with my nutrition book. I'm reading the unassigned chapters. I just learned a couple things that I wanted to share. Hopefully they aren't common knowledge and I'm just a retard:

1. Cellulite is a myth. There is no such thing medically recognized, no "lumpy fat" anywhere on the body. It looks lumpy because the membranes that connect your skin to your muscle get pulled from the fat in your fat ass. Like trying to put 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. (thanks for that one mom)

2. You have a set amount of fat cells in your body that can increase when needed for storage, but will never decrease. Yes, they will shrink with weight loss, but there are always enzymes in your body trying to fill those fuckers up. This is why most people always end up at about the same weight after they quit working out and dieting.

3. Let's say you want to get rid of your flabby arms so you decide to do some arm workouts. There is absolutely no correlation between working out a muscle and decreasing the fat around it. True, you will get muscle tone, but your body naturally dictates what fat storages it uses for energy. All you can do is workout your body everywhere and hopefully everything will shrink. Hopefully not your boobs or for guys, your penis.

Just some fun facts that I was really interested by. I'm trying to tell you nicely that you're fat.