Ugh. I had this horrible woman in the store today. First off she was wearing an at least 10 year old Tigger denim jacket. She was super skinny and had the WORST hair I've ever seen. It was trashy box color red with plastered down bangs and the rest was just a short haircut that looked like it was done while speeding at 200 mph in a convertible and held with rubber cement. Oh, except she did pull a couple side burn pieces on both side for style.

(oh great the weird retarded lady with the weiner dog just came in. She just takes the dog to the backroom and feeds it our chex mix)

Well anyways back to this lady. She was buying Christmas and birthday presents early and she had all her shit lined out and kept being like, now this is for Adrian, this is for Sammy, etc. She did show me the marquezette cat pin she was getting for her friend. "She's a cat lover so this is perfect." Ummm, does she also have downes syndrome because normal people don't wear cat accessories. It is never acceptable to give people cat themed presents unless it's a toy for the cat. My aunt's friend recently gave her a framed pink poster with kittens and it says something like "special" or "cuddly" on the bottom. It seriously looks like something that would be in a 6 year olds room. What?!? Who is she kidding. I got a cat backpack for my birthdday from someone like two years ago.

Oh ladies, she did give me a hot tip- paint your marquezette stones in clear nailpolish so the shitty stones don't pop out. She even does it on her "nice" marquezette jewelry.