Any pickers in the hiz nouse?
So I'm sitting in the computer lab at school and all I want to do is pick this awesome scab on my ankle. I got it about a week and a half ago when I was shaving. I'm a bit of a hasty shaver so 1 out of 3 times I shave, I get cuts and razor burns. You know what that means- scab paradise!
I keep touching it and there are sooo many prime edges that are just begging me to be ripped off. It's all I can think about! I can't do it though, what if there's someone spacing out behind me staring at me pick my scab and then using the communal keyboards? I would be way grosser than that sniffly girl. I'll just wait until I'm over at Maura's and pick it while I lay in her bed. It's such a nice comfy bed, perfect for scab picking.
Another thing- if I do pick it, there's a good chance that it will bleed down my cankle and I don't want to give up my computer to go to the bathroom and wipe it off. There's computer vultures everywhere and they snatch the second you leave your station unattended. I don't even think it would bleed because I've picked it about 7 times already so it may just come right off causing an immediate scar...or perhaps another scab.
Why I am I not married yet?
posted by Tommie Shefsky @ 8:38 AM
3 Comments:
I'm very interested in adult personals. By adult, I hope you mean there's tons of porn.
you're not married yet bc you haven't found that perfect man who will hold open a ziplock baggie for you to deposit your picked dead skin and scabs.
Just wait...one day at COD, you'll see a guy you think is a computer vulture, but really he wants to get close to you, i.e. kneel beside you and catch your cankle scabs
p.s. ever since you left me that message, I've debated how to spell "career-ah"
i've picked alotta scabs in public/the workplace/class without realizing how grossed out people get when you flick the scab on the ground or start bleeding and have to sop it up with jeans/t-shirt.
fuckem. i aint got HIV, and if they think they're going to get it by shaking my hand or sitting on the same bloody toilet seat as me, well they're just ignorant anyway.
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