mouth rape?
Today over coffee, Ben, Will, Maura and I were having a lighthearted conversation about raping a blowjob. After initial skepticism about the mechanic possibility of that actually working, we determined it was possible under certain circumstances...
1. If you knock out his/her teeth first.
2. If you tell them you're gonna kill them unless they do it and you have a weapon.
3. If you do kill them, and blowjob rape the corpse.
Just a thought. Gotta go, late for church.
posted by Tommie Shefsky @ 3:58 PM
7 Comments:
break the jaw first. no need for weapons, no need to knock out teeth. just break the jaw.
that's what i would do. wwjd?
yeah, katie, did you ask Jesus during silent prayer just HOW one goes about mouth rape?
I'm sure during church time, he'd be happy to answer that question, which is a welcome change from the ol' "hey jesus, what am I supposed to do with my life, send me a little message when you get a chance" or "hello jesus, please keep aunt dina in your heart as she's in the hospital recovering from a stroke" that usually happens during silent reflection
I bet Jesus would just kill for a mouth rape question on a Sunday morning.
I've never read anything against it in the bible
Here's a new quote from the city. "Blondes are just jizz recepticles, right?" -Will Doran
I'm sure I said 'pollacks' instead of 'blondes'.
hey, i've got the greatest joke. okay, okay... how does a pollack flush a toilet?
Do they use the partially rotted dead fish they keep up their pants, Tommy? Polish women stink so much down there that the fumes could probably just flush the toilet.
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