BLACK WEDNESDAY!
I had never heard of this term for the night before Thanksgiving but I guess that's what the cool people call it. Point of me saying this- all you city (and suburb) whores should come to Sandbar Wednesday night. I'll make you a mediocre drink not for free...
I just recently found out that I'll always be bartending when I'm there. Downfall- working to 2am every friday and saturday night. Upfall- I'm making double the money in half the time and I can dress slutty if I want! I don't even have to mention the shitload of extra cash I'm making letting drunk guys finger me in the handicapped stall. One dollar per finger per minute per hole.
I wore what I thought was a cute outfit on Friday. Fitted black T-shirt, cute black pants, red belt, cute earrings, makeup, hair. My boss told me I looked like a security guard. Okay this isn't Zero Gravity's juice bar. I'm not wearing silver low-cut acrylic tops. (should I have used commas?) I have cute things I could wear, if I was just standing or sitting, but I have to move around a lot and I don't want to risk a Tara Reid style boob incident.
I see a lot people I know too. I wonder if they think that bartending in Brookfield is my career. I just wish I could wear a sign that reads STILL IN SCHOOL. If people asked I would say that I'm working on my Master's at UIC, even though I'm working on my Associate's at COD. Ouch.
posted by Tommie Shefsky @ 3:34 PM
8 Comments:
I'll take 5 minutes of the double-hole service - 10 bucks, right?
do my holes count?
can I get a deal on a fist?
black wednesday is the name of my favorite porno. innocent virgin Wednesday Jameson gets lost and ends up in the ghetto. 12 gangstas give her directions.
it's a gangbang flic.
Sorry, no deals on fists. I have a three finger limit, unless I'm drunk too- then I can take down a pony keg.
whoa geez. these comments are serious. i feel like i don't belong here or something. a comment about your new job is simply inappropriate
At least you've been able to raise your rates since you're now working in a classier place
I smell a fat girl behind your blogs. With that 2 year junior college degree, your big mouth, and bad attitude, I predict a future for you as the single mother of a mixed race child. Here come da welfare check! Maybe I will help you out by turning your boss on to your rants -- that will leave your weekend nights free to hang with your friends and make your cash via your various big holes. Happy holidays to you and have fun at work -- you're at Walmart now, right?
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