Happy Halloween

I finally got my camera. I had my dad take this picture of me before I went Trick or Treating.

Weird Wedding

So I went to my cousin's wedding in Arizona this weekend. Kinda weird. The officiaries were friends of my cousin and his (new) wife. The girl officiary had a tatoo on her neck/shoulder. The ceremony was filled with references to the "moon regenerating" and "your love is like the grass." Basically total bullshit. But one thing was proven- they do drugs. Seriously, who comes up with that shit that isn't on drugs. It seemed like an overcharged coked out planned wedding that sounds good when you're high but...

maybe they were doing rails before the ceremony. Aside from that, I did get to go to Arizona for a few days. All I did was lay out. I even timed my turn overs, but some people don't think I "look tan at all." Great.

I got stung by a dead bee in the pool (which is possible). I haven't been stung since that day in the Strawser pool when a bee landed on my head and after trying to drown it while almost drowning myself, it stung me. Later we let her bunny swim in the pool and it died that afternoon. It was an old bunny.

mouth rape?

Today over coffee, Ben, Will, Maura and I were having a lighthearted conversation about raping a blowjob. After initial skepticism about the mechanic possibility of that actually working, we determined it was possible under certain circumstances...

1. If you knock out his/her teeth first.
2. If you tell them you're gonna kill them unless they do it and you have a weapon.
3. If you do kill them, and blowjob rape the corpse.

Just a thought. Gotta go, late for church.

Do I hate women?

I think not. I believe I hate all people equally, especially blacks.

I've been away from the blogger circle for a while, still waiting for that damn rebate for my camera, but was happy to see that after weeks of crap, everyone has some pretty hilarious posts/ comments. I guess I've been a little weary of posting lately. I feel like my blog could be giving me a bad rap, (I almost spelled that wrap). I'm going to try to post when I'm not angry. The blog is not the best place to get out Level IV rage. I should only use blogging when rage is at least Level II or Level I

I spent the first of many nights in the city at Maura's new apartment. We shared a bed...and a two-sided dildo. Just kidding, we each had our own dildo. Eleanor had a little one too- it was so cute. Just kidding- Eleanor didn't have a dildo, but she did pee on Maura's bed...and face. Maura's really kinky. (I can just picture you reading this Maura- shaking your head and saying, "fuckin' bitch")

But anyways, is anyone doing anything fantabulous this weekend. Can I come?