I get annoyed often while at school when I'm trying to take a nap in the "quiet" area of the library and about 10 Indians convene 5 feet away and don't SHUT THE FUCK UP! I officially hate that race! Well, at least all the ones who go to COD which is about eight thousand. Seriously, go to the Quad or cafeteria or whatever. And by the way "Candy Shop" is no longer (yes it once was) an acceptable ringtone!

I didn't even just lay there and hope they'd go away either. I sat up repeatedly and glared at them. At one point I actually got up the balls to shoosh. (I did it like the hockey guy in Encino Man, just kidding I could never be that bad-ass.)

They weren't even talking to eachother for most of the time. One of them would start singing, or whatever you do when making noises for dance music, and then as soon as the other would acknowledge and start singing back they'd burst into obnoxious uncontrollable laughter.

Whatever I'm tired and cranky now. I have this Humanities class next that the teacher is psychotic about attendance in. We do NOTHING. She puts a piece of art on the overhead and then guides everyone in class to thinking and feeling what she wants. Oh and did I mention the pointless group work we do, usually entailing a worksheet. At least it's easy, but the teacher has really bad snaggle teeth and it's hard not to focus on them.

I love Chicago winters

So I started writing an entry about how Chicago winters are actually very mild, but it was lame. I will say this though, as cold and snowy that it can get, the weather here is beyond temporary. It really does fit that cute saying- "if you don't like the weather in chicago, wait a minute."

People used to say that in Maine. Ummm, are you kidding me? Wait a minute?- more like 6-8 months, the usual span of winter there. Spring and fall last about a month each and then you get summer for two. Not only that, but the snow would continue to fall all winter- and it doesn't melt the next day- or week. Accumulation of snowbanks taller than Ben Hofmann was a common sight.

It was so pretty to see the snow all frozen to the trees this morning. A regular winter wonderland...

Fast forward to lunchtime when I was walking to Palmer's and had to dodge gigantic melting chunks of snow falling on my head. Hey, I flat-ironed my hair today and I am NOT risking any waviness. Meanwhile the wind was blowing just enough to re-activate my cowlic (sp?) that I spent about twenty minutes flattening. I bet this is Will's favorite paragraph.

There was a little Girl Scout outside of Palmer's offering free samples of Girl Scout cookies. Who doesn't know what Girl Scout cookies taste like? The only acceptable sample would be if they had a new cookie premiering this year or something, but this broad had out Carmel D'lites (excuse me, Samoas) and Peanut Butter Patties (aka Dos-i-dos). Fuck the new names and the cookies don't taste the same either.

Cleanliness is Next to Godliness

I just cleaned my room. I'm pretty excited about that because I NEVER cleaned it during break. Not much else to say, I was just sick of that racist jokes thing being up for so long. I'm quite certain that I'll never be eligible for political office because of this blog. That and I have no qualifications.

Ba da ba ba baaaaaaaa...

you know the rest, now get your fat ass to McDonalds!

Racist-Jokes.com

Holy shit! This is the best site I have ever visited. I googled racist jokes and this site came up with this description-
Support www.racist-jokes.com, and the people who bring it to you this holiday season! Find out what you can do to make a difference and show your support....

I want everyone to make a difference and read the jokes on this site. Don't cream your pants when you see the little KKK guy at the top of the homepage because it gets better- There's a "nice white family" you can click on to find out how to send donations because Racist Mike is awaiting sentencing at the county jail and Racist Rob is out of work, money's a little tight eh? Oh the beautiful irony. Here's a few family favorites:

Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they have pubes on their head

What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us

Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken!

If you have a soul you will visit this website

I wish I had a New Year's resolution, but I can't think of anything. It's hard to find resoltuions once you've already achieved perfection in every way. New Year's resolutions are like Lent, if you already have something that you want to do, you can just make it your "resolution" or give it up "for Christ." Otherwise, you just skip it til next yerrr.


I got some decent stuff this year. My dad gave me a stereo, totally unexpected. Pete got me a really nice sweater and necklace, that although I was first unsure of the sweater, I'm now obsessed. My friends didn't get me anything- cheap assholes. Everything else I got was directly instructed for except the Kohl's teal crushed velvet blazer (with shoulder pads) and sparkly sweater from Chico's. Oh great, now someone's gonna google Chico's and Kohl's and I'll get anonymous hate comments about my weight from the presidensts of their companies.

I don't think the people that gave me those gifts have access to my blog...