Ugh. I had this horrible woman in the store today. First off she was wearing an at least 10 year old Tigger denim jacket. She was super skinny and had the WORST hair I've ever seen. It was trashy box color red with plastered down bangs and the rest was just a short haircut that looked like it was done while speeding at 200 mph in a convertible and held with rubber cement. Oh, except she did pull a couple side burn pieces on both side for style.

(oh great the weird retarded lady with the weiner dog just came in. She just takes the dog to the backroom and feeds it our chex mix)

Well anyways back to this lady. She was buying Christmas and birthday presents early and she had all her shit lined out and kept being like, now this is for Adrian, this is for Sammy, etc. She did show me the marquezette cat pin she was getting for her friend. "She's a cat lover so this is perfect." Ummm, does she also have downes syndrome because normal people don't wear cat accessories. It is never acceptable to give people cat themed presents unless it's a toy for the cat. My aunt's friend recently gave her a framed pink poster with kittens and it says something like "special" or "cuddly" on the bottom. It seriously looks like something that would be in a 6 year olds room. What?!? Who is she kidding. I got a cat backpack for my birthdday from someone like two years ago.

Oh ladies, she did give me a hot tip- paint your marquezette stones in clear nailpolish so the shitty stones don't pop out. She even does it on her "nice" marquezette jewelry.

Spring Break 2006!

I'm on day two of my spring break soaking up rays in Cabbo with LC and Steven- I wish! No this year my spring break has been spent mostly wathing movies on cable all day and hoping someone can hang out with me by nightfall. So far in the last two days I've watched Butterfly A/Effect, Toys, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Titanic.

I'm sorry, but aside from the flute whistling Celine Dion's- My Heart Will Go On every time kate winslet and leo d. have a special moment, that movie is awesome. I thought I was going to have a heart attack the last hour and a half when the boat starts sinking. I've seen the movie once before and of course I know the fucking thing sinks, but there's a part of me while watching it that hopes only the bad people will die. I did cry too. It's sad when that old lady talks at the end, right after that boat fishes around for living people but everyone's frozen. They show a frozen woman holding a frozen baby, it's pretty brutal. I felt like crap for about 15 minutes afterward until I changed the channel to E!'s Popstars Gone Bad. That made me feel better with all the bright colors and silly commentary.

It's hard to really enjoy myself too because I do have shit that I need to get done over break and I've also been pressuring myself to work out. I have been doing sit-ups in the morning. I just wish I could pick up a few waitressing shifts but everyone at my job is so greedy with their hours.

oh well, ta ta

chARge!

Has anyone seen that Joan Cusack commercial for singular or whatever? She talks about incoming phone calls havin a charge on some cell phone companies. She points at the top of everyone's heads as they walk through a revoloving door and she says "chARge" about 50 times, in THE epitomy of Barb voice.

I have the Will love hate relationship with her. I REALLY hate her, but for some reason I NEVER change the channel when her dumbass commercials are on. Weird.

chARge!

Has anyone seen that Joan Cusack commercial for singular or whatever? She talks about incoming phone calls havin a charge on some cell phone companies. She points at the top of everyone's heads as they walk through a revoloving door and she says "chARge" about 50 times, in THE epitomy of Barb voice.

I have the Will love hate relationship with her. I REALLY hate her, but for some reason I NEVER change the channel when her dumbass commercials are on. Weird.

my eyes are burning

I haven't worked at the store for almost two weeks. This is the first time in a while that I've spent 3+ hours online and it's pretty exhausting. I don't even have anything to look at. I just went on myspace and looked at everyone else's friends lists. I really tried to upload this picture for my profile but I can't fucking do it!

One fun thing did happen though. I was going to hotmail and I typed in homtail and an underground escort service popped out. Not really, but there were personal ads for swinging couples. I don't know, I might check it out.

So I have a really hard test tomorrow, what a more perfect time to blog about absolutely nothing. I just don't want to study. I've decided to spend 2 hours per chapter which means I need to study 6, oh wait 8 hours. That def won't happen. The only way I know how to study is just write over and over until my hand cramps and burns.

I'm quitting smoking on April 1. I decided to tag along on the Maura train. Hopefully it won't be a short ride. I was thinking how that a cigarette is a really good break from studying and just enough time to make a quick phone call. My blog is really pointless sometimes. Sorry people, but I get sick of the same post being up for too long. I think other bloggers think that I think it's a really cool post or something (which I totally don't, who am I kidding yes I do.)

Still waiting on that dell rebate for my camera. Annoying. Well back to studying...

cellulite is a myth

So I'm starting to get really obsessed with my nutrition book. I'm reading the unassigned chapters. I just learned a couple things that I wanted to share. Hopefully they aren't common knowledge and I'm just a retard:

1. Cellulite is a myth. There is no such thing medically recognized, no "lumpy fat" anywhere on the body. It looks lumpy because the membranes that connect your skin to your muscle get pulled from the fat in your fat ass. Like trying to put 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. (thanks for that one mom)

2. You have a set amount of fat cells in your body that can increase when needed for storage, but will never decrease. Yes, they will shrink with weight loss, but there are always enzymes in your body trying to fill those fuckers up. This is why most people always end up at about the same weight after they quit working out and dieting.

3. Let's say you want to get rid of your flabby arms so you decide to do some arm workouts. There is absolutely no correlation between working out a muscle and decreasing the fat around it. True, you will get muscle tone, but your body naturally dictates what fat storages it uses for energy. All you can do is workout your body everywhere and hopefully everything will shrink. Hopefully not your boobs or for guys, your penis.

Just some fun facts that I was really interested by. I'm trying to tell you nicely that you're fat.